Socially Awkward Penguin

Seriously, everyone!

GOES TO A BAR CALLED PENGUIN IS SOCIALLY AWKWARD TO EVERYONE Socially Awkward Penguin

I hope I get credit for continuing the rest of the interview

INTERVIEWER SAYS

the last of us

RUNS INTO INGAME CHARACTER

pearls science meme- that awkward moment when...

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN... YOU SEVER YOUR FOOT WEARING FLIP-FLOPS IN THE SCIENCE LAB Socially Awkward Penguin

Actually said this seriously at a Starbucks.

JUST TWO PUMPS OF VANILLA SYRUP, PLEASE. I'M A TWO-PUMP GUY. Socially Awkward Penguin

Typical situation

BEAUTIFUL WEATHER OUTSIDE CLOSE CURTAINS, AND KEEP PLAYING Socially Awkward Penguin

Just saw a guy check out my wife. Good luck, dude. I don’t even have a chance with her and I’m MARRIED to her.

JUST SAW A GUY CHECK OUT MY WIFE. GOOD LUCK, DUDE. I DON’T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE WITH HER AND I’M MARRIED TO HER.    Socially Awkward Penguin

Just saw a guy check out my wife. Good luck, dude. I don’t even have a chance with her and I’m MARRIED to her.

  Socially Awkward Penguin

WHAT DA FUQ?

SO, IT TURNS OUT I HAVE A DRUG ADDICTION GOOD, THAT'S MR POPPER'S PENGUINS 2 WRAPPED UP! Socially Awkward Penguin

oops lol

TRIES TO SOUND COOL FOR THE LADIES ENDS UP MAKING LADIES HATE HIM Socially Awkward Penguin