Socially Awkward Penguin

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BLAH BLAH Socially Awkward Penguin

Hahah fufkcka

ASD ASD Socially Awkward Penguin

Happens every single time.

FINISHED GLASS OF WATER AT BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS' HOUSE HOLDS EMPTY GLASS FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING Socially Awkward Penguin

number one

MY HUSBAND COMES FIRST,  PERIOD. Socially Awkward Penguin

She game me the weirdest look..

PERSON CROSSING THE ROAD WAVES AT THE CAR THAT LET THEM CROSS. WAVES BACK. Socially Awkward Penguin

Happened to me today; caused much awkwardness.

HOLDS THE DOOR OPEN FOR AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL SAYS 'THANKYOU' Socially Awkward Penguin

Happened to me today; couldn't have been more awkward.

HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL SAYS 'THANKYOU' Socially Awkward Penguin

AWKWARD PENGUIN IS AWKWARD

DESIGNS COOL WEB INTERFACE CAN'T TAKE A COMPLIMENT Socially Awkward Penguin

werd

IDK  LOL Socially Awkward Penguin

Missed Package

SHOWS UP TO SECRET SANTA  WITHOUT A GIFT Socially Awkward Penguin