Socially Awkward Penguin

What's so random about a penguin?

RANDOM PHOTO  OF A PENGUIN Socially Awkward Penguin

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13-16  GIRLS HMU Socially Awkward Penguin

She's now my girlfriend of almost 2 years.

FIRST THING I SAID TO AN ASIAN GIRL. HERRO, I ISSA WHITE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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WELL OK  THEN Socially Awkward Penguin

That awkward Moment When

SHOUT FOR SOMEONE AND   LATER REALIZE THAT THEY ARE STANDING BESIDE YOU  Socially Awkward Penguin

Awkward mom

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN... YOUR TEENAGER TELLS YOU TO STOP SPEAKING IN MEME TO HER. Socially Awkward Penguin

Chris elementary school

GRADUATING: CHRIS: I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU GUYS!  *AFTER SUMMER* VISITING QUAKER: WAIT, WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR NAME AGAIN? Socially Awkward Penguin

Dat ish

GETS CALLED ON CITES NONEXISTANT EDEN IMAGERY Socially Awkward Penguin

I work at a call center.

HAVE A SHORT SHIFT YOU TOO Socially Awkward Penguin

pulled this one today

WALKING BY SOMEONE,