Socially Awkward Penguin

Socially Awkward Penguin

STARTS TELLING A JOKE FORGETS THE PUNCHLINE Socially Awkward Penguin

Right over my head

PRETTY GIRL SAYS

I do this way too often!

ME:

dolan sweg

SHAHEER HAS SWEG Socially Awkward Penguin

Diet Coke Problems

EVERYONE THINKS THAT I'M TRYING TO BE HEALTH CONSCIOUS WHEN I ORDER A DIET COKE.  BUT I JUST REALLY FUCKING LIKE DIET COKE.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Penguin Suit

PENGUINS ALWAYS SUIT UP. BRING YOURS TO THE DANCE THIS FRIDAY. Socially Awkward Penguin

Few words for mami

MAAAAAMMMIII U R SO PREETY Socially Awkward Penguin

Only one of us laughed after realizing what I said

NEW FRIEND SAYS HE HAS TESTICULAR CANCER

funny penguin

  Socially Awkward Penguin

Made you a translucent rice paper baby cake for your bday, but ate it….

MADE YOU A TRANSLUCENT RICE PAPER BABY CAKE FOR YOUR BDAY, BUT ATE IT….  HAPPY BIRDAY LESLEY  Socially Awkward Penguin