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Socially inept assumptions

SOMEONE TELLS YOU THAT YOU LOOK GOOD MIND:

Never touch a woman's belly... period

GOES UP TO A STRANGER AND TOUCHES HER BELLY TO FEEL FOR A BABY TURNS OUT SHE'S NOT PREGNANT Socially Awkward Penguin

Never assume!

ASKS A WOMAN WITH A BELLY BUMP WHEN SHE IS DUE   BUT SHE'S NOT PREGNANT  Socially Awkward Penguin

Falling asleep in public

 FALLING ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE             IN THE MOVIES THEATER           Socially Awkward Penguin

Those post.....

DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE. BETTER READ COMMENTS. Socially Awkward Penguin

soy feliz

ME IRE AL SUR  DONDE  QUEDA  ESO Socially Awkward Penguin

Got a hideous bracelet

GOT A HIDEOUS BRACELET AS AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT, BUT TRIED TO BE NICE

Old and Embracing It!

I HATE WHEN I COUGH  AND MY BUTT HURTS Socially Awkward Penguin

'Nuff said

BULLSHIT 'NUFF SAID Socially Awkward Penguin

Ordering lunch at work...

WOULD YOU LIKE TOMATO SAUCE OR GRAVY? YES PLEASE Socially Awkward Penguin