Socially Awkward Penguin

story of my life

 TALKING TO A HOT BLONDE    CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO HIT ON HER Socially Awkward Penguin

When I called my mother on her birthday

Happened in my A&P lab

ASKS LAB GROUP IF THEY'RE EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS LAB PARTNER IS JEWISH Socially Awkward Penguin

Socially awkward bypasser

SALE ASSISTANT ASKS

Hope She Sees This

FLIRT WITH CUTE CASHIER AT GAMESTOP BUT DON'T ASK FOR HER NUMBER THINK OF EXCUSES TO CALL THE STORE TO TALK TO HER THE WHOLE WAY HOME BUT FREAK OUT BEFORE PRESSING TALK AND NEVER DO Socially Awkward Penguin

what the fuck do you want from me with this title bullshit

 HOT GIRL HITS ON ME  TOO BUSY REDDITING Socially Awkward Penguin

fail time

ADD ;) FACE IGNORED Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk like an Egyptian

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My wife tried to pay someone a lovely compliment; used an unfortunate colloquialism.

SEES AFRICAN MOTHER WITH BEAUTIFUL, VERY ACTIVE, INTELLIGENT-LOOKING BABY

Penguin Architect

HEALTHCARE.GOV ARCHITECT Socially Awkward Penguin