Socially Awkward Penguin

Why does this keep happening?!

ORDERS ONE WATER BOTTLE VENDING MACHINE GIVES ME TWO INSTEAD Socially Awkward Penguin

Title? Not funny? Bah!

TOP BOTTOM Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend fumbled this conversation last night

You don't have to be in public to be a penguin

IS SITTING QUIETLY ALONE AT COMPUTER RANDOMLY CHOKE ON SALIVA Socially Awkward Penguin

The dangers of not thinking before you speak

WANT TO ASK HOW MUCH DOES THE RESTAURANT CHARGES FOR THE NIGHT TIME BUFFET. ASKS

DEGFRHYJ,DGRTHY DEGFRH

 WITH MY ASSHOLE MUSCLES Socially Awkward Penguin

The no friends dilemma

HAVE NO FRIENDS BECAUSE I DON'T SOCIALIZE DON'T SOCIALIZE BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIENDS  Socially Awkward Penguin

Feeling out process

MOVIE DATE? KIDDING! Socially Awkward Penguin

BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT

ENCOUNTERS KELLY ANDERSON Socially Awkward Penguin

Socially Awkward Holden

PURCHASES THE SEXUAL FAVORS OF A HOOKER  ATTEMPTS TO HAVE DEEP INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION  Socially Awkward Penguin