Socially Awkward Penguin

Home alone

HOME ALONE STILL LOCKS DOOR WHEN TAKING A CRAP Socially Awkward Penguin

How about we go to *mumbles*

NOT SURE OF HOW TO PRONOUNCE AN ESTABLISHMENT'S NAME NEVER GOES OR SUGGESTS PLACE EVEN THOUGH WHAT THEY HAVE TO OFFER SOUNDS INTRIGUING Socially Awkward Penguin

your idiot sarcasm

YOUR IDIOT SARCASM ANNOYS US AS SHIT. Socially Awkward Penguin

Your idiot sarcasm annoys us.

YOU IDIOT SARCASM ANNOYS US AS SHIT. Socially Awkward Penguin

Why don't you..

EAT MY ASS Socially Awkward Penguin

Close one!

GO TO WATER A TABLE, CUSTOMER PICKS UP GLASS AND STARTS DRINKING... ABORT! ABORT! Socially Awkward Penguin

Barcelona fans

BARCA FANS STARTED WATCHING FOOTBALL IN 2006 Socially Awkward Penguin

Oblivious penguin

OBLIVIOUS STARRING LORRAINE KANDAH IN THEATRES SOON Socially Awkward Penguin

I hate when this happens

GETS A COUGH DURING TESTING SEASON FORGOT COUGH DROPS Socially Awkward Penguin

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