Socially Awkward Penguin

fasting gujju

POLITELY DECLINES FOOD OFFERS AT NAVRATRI STALLS HASN'T EATEN ALL DAY Socially Awkward Penguin

Penguin thats gets hit by a bus.

DONT FORGET YOUR BLOODY!  SCRIPTS TOMORROW! Socially Awkward Penguin

my heart beats like a drum

IM IN THE BATHROOM I GO IN THE STALL I BURP AND FART AND PEE AT THE SAME TIME THEY COME IN SMELLS IT HEARS IT SAYS CAZOONTITE LEAVES LAGHING Socially Awkward Penguin

Nurse vs Medical Assistant

I FOUND OUT MY

eye contact

NO EYE CONTACT OK, MAYBE NEXT TIME Socially Awkward Penguin

You'd think they'd wear a nametag

DETAIN CITIZEN FOR MALCOMPLIANCE LIASON Socially Awkward Penguin

People watching me cook is more than I can handle

OH, THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE COMMUNITY KITCHEN ? WELL I GUESS I'M EATING GOLDEN GRAHAMS FOR DINNER, THEN. Socially Awkward Penguin

track star

WALK UP HAPPY TO A GIRL YOU KNOW FIND OUT DIFFERENT PERSON AND STARE AT EACH OTHER Socially Awkward Penguin

Always my luck...

HOT CHICK WITH HEADPHONES IN COMES INTO GYM. SAY TO MY BUDDY:

penguin pegasus

JOIN PEGASUS PEGASUS@HAVERFORD.ORG NOW. PLEASE. THANKS. BYE. PENGUIN. Socially Awkward Penguin