Socially Awkward Penguin

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CMT STARTS TALKING TO ANOTHER TEACHER DOESN'T INTRODUCE YOU Socially Awkward Penguin

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GOES TO FART SHITS PANTS Socially Awkward Penguin

The German Effect

HERES SOMEONE SPEAKING GERMAN THROW HITLER FACT THEIR WAY.  Socially Awkward Penguin

facebook contest

TOO SHY TO TAG HIMSELF GUESS I WON'T PARTICIPATE Socially Awkward Penguin

In my defense, I didn't get much sleep the night before.

MY FRIEND ASKED ME TO GET HER A SODA. I REPLIED WITH...

Husband reddits better than me.

INTRODUCE HUSBAND TO REDDIT LAUGHS AT MY LOW KARMA Socially Awkward Penguin

I was wondering why he said "um...."

BOYFRIEND LEAVING TOWN FOR A FUNERAL

EVERY TIME

AT MOVIE THEATER.

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I BELIEVE I CAN FLY  SHIT Socially Awkward Penguin

GOT IT

EXPLAINS WHY A FRIEND'S COMMENT IS HUMOROUS