Socially Awkward Penguin

Awkward Confessions

MAKES SUCCESSFUL MORRIS CONFESSION DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CLAIM HE WROTE IT WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A DOUCHE Socially Awkward Penguin

I waddle

I WADDLE WADDLE AWAY  Socially Awkward Penguin

socially awkward

[LAUGHS AT HIS OWN JOKE] [STOPS ABRUPTLY WHEN NO ONE ELSE GETS IT] Socially Awkward Penguin

Macho Wasteland

GOES TO BAR WITH GUYS FROM WORK UNSURE IF HE'S MALE-BONDING OR BEING BULLIED Socially Awkward Penguin

LOOK DAT SHIT

HEY LOOK AT THAT Socially Awkward Penguin

Downward spiral to the Friendzone

TELL MY CRUSH I'M NOT THAT CUTE CRUSH AGREES Socially Awkward Penguin

Talk slower or listen faster!!

                CUANDO LA GENTE PINSA                     QUE ESTAS LOCO PORQUE SUENA COMO USTED DIJO

Post something

WANTS TO POST SOMETHING DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO POST Socially Awkward Penguin

Monday is my Sunday

TOMORROW MAY BE MONDAY BUT I GET THE DAY OFF!! Socially Awkward Penguin

pof life

FINDS COURRAGE TO TALK TO GIRL ON POF CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY BESIDE