Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk past people playing soccer pray the ball doesn't bounce towards you

Walk past people playing soccer pray the ball doesn't bounce towards you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets told to stop saying sorry so much Apologizes

Gets told to stop saying sorry so much Apologizes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Leave Girl's house fart the entire way home

Leave Girl's house fart the entire way home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Owns a zune calls it an ipod so people don't ask what a zune is

Owns a zune calls it an ipod so people don't ask what a zune is  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl texts back after 15 minutes texts back after 30 minutes as penalty

Girl texts back after 15 minutes texts back after 30 minutes as penalty  Socially Awkward Penguin

Female and socially awkward Perceived as stuck up bitch

Female and socially awkward Perceived as stuck up bitch  Socially Awkward Penguin

keep making the same turns as the driver in front of me take the long way home so they dont think im following them

keep making the same turns as the driver in front of me take the long way home so they dont think im following them  Socially Awkward Penguin

"OK, let's go shirts vs. skins" Can I switch to shirts team?

No fork for lunch at work rather make one out of paperclips than go to break room

No fork for lunch at work rather make one out of paperclips than go to break room  Socially Awkward Penguin

Only releases poop when someone else flushes

Only releases poop when someone else flushes  Socially Awkward Penguin