Socially Awkward Penguin

10 min to pick from the menu, friend orders, same thing before you Pick something else at random

10 min to pick from the menu, friend orders, same thing before you Pick something else at random  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make a new girl friend Envision rest of life with her

Make a new girl friend Envision rest of life with her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes getting laid advice from socially awesome penguin goes to prison

Takes getting laid advice from socially awesome penguin goes to prison  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl puts her head on your shoulder Don't move. Don't even breath.

Girl puts her head on your shoulder Don't move. Don't even breath.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone new talks to you sweat uncontrollably and turn red

Someone new talks to you sweat uncontrollably and turn red  Socially Awkward Penguin

A GIRL PAID ATTENTION TO ME I THINK I'M IN LOVE

A GIRL PAID ATTENTION TO ME I THINK I'M IN LOVE  Socially Awkward Penguin

spend a couple nights at friend's house never ask for food

spend a couple nights at friend's house never ask for food  Socially Awkward Penguin

"No thanks, I am just browsing" Can't find what I am looking for

ready for check, waitress doesn't notice three hour lunch

ready for check, waitress doesn't notice three hour lunch  Socially Awkward Penguin

show sap to friend they don't get it

show sap to friend they don't get it  Socially Awkward Penguin