Socially Awkward Penguin

Public Restroom Aim along the edges to minimize sound

Public Restroom Aim along the edges to minimize sound  Socially Awkward Penguin

Several people hanging around coffee machine. Caffeine is bad for you anyway.

Several people hanging around coffee machine. Caffeine is bad for you anyway.
  Socially Awkward Penguin

people seem to be staring at you brush hand against fly to check if its open

people seem to be staring at you brush hand against fly to check if its open  Socially Awkward Penguin

See acquaintances walking in front of you walk slower to not run into them

See acquaintances walking in front of you walk slower to not run into them  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I like your shirt" "me too"

bend over ass crack must be exposed, repetitively pull down shirt

bend over ass crack must be exposed, repetitively pull down shirt  Socially Awkward Penguin

Show up an hour late to the party first one there

Show up an hour late to the party first one there  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I'm glad I could help you, and thank you for calling American Express today." "You're welcome."

Buy item on sale and It rings up at regular price Don't say anything and BUY IT ANYWAY

Buy item on sale and
It rings up at regular price Don't say anything and
BUY IT ANYWAY  Socially Awkward Penguin

doorbell rings hide

doorbell rings hide  Socially Awkward Penguin