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Sudden Clarity Clarence

Realised this after some sizable pub grub put the brakes on the rest of a second date

THE PORTIONS AT FANCY, ROMANTIC RESTAURANTS ARE SMALL SO THAT YOU AND YOUR DATE AREN'T TOO FULL TO HAVE SEX AFTER Sudden Clarity Clarence
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Aussies are awesome people, but it makes sense.

AUSTRALIANS CALL PEOPLE MATE BECAUSE THEY USED TO BE INMATES Sudden Clarity Clarence
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Sit there and think about what you've done!

JAIL IS JUST
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allergic to human

IF HOUSE DUST IS COMPOSED WITH 75% HUMAN'S SKIN, PEOPLE ALLERGIC TO DUST ARE IN FACT ALLERGIC TO HUMAN Sudden Clarity Clarence
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har de har har

OLIVE OIL... COMES FROM OLIVES!!! Sudden Clarity Clarence
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well whatdoyaknow

OLIVE OIL COMES FROM OLIVES!!! Sudden Clarity Clarence
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: vegetable don't grow on trees

VEGETABLE DON'T GROW ON TREES Sudden Clarity Clarence
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vegetable dont grow on trees

VEGETABLE DONT GROW ON TREES Sudden Clarity Clarence
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Frat party problems

WHEN YOU SEE YA CHICK AT A FRAT PARTY BUT SHE SAID SHE WAS AT HER FRIEND HOUSE. Sudden Clarity Clarence
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Now I feel like a trophy wife

PERHAPS I DIDN'T WANT TO END MY THESIS BECAUSE I WANTED SOMETHING TO DO AFTER WORK. Sudden Clarity Clarence
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