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canadians put kale on pizza

DID YOU JUST SAY  CANADIAN PEOPLE PUT KALE ON THEIR PIZZA  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Actual advice mallard

ACTUAL ADVICE MALLARD AND MALICIOUS ADVICE MALLARD  REPLICATE THE GOOD AND BAD DUCKS IN DUCK HUNT Sudden Clarity Clarence

Texans will understand.

WHATABURGER CALLS THEM TAQUITOS SO PEOPLE CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR

No New Friends? Ok maybe one

THAT FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU REALIZE  ALL YOUR DAY ONE NIGGAS WERE ONCE NEW FRIENDS AND YOU BEEN SCREAMING NO NEW FRIENDS Sudden Clarity Clarence

Dan nerd 69 420 blejz et!

IT'S THE CASE OFF  I JUST HAD MY FIRST MONSTER ENERGY DRINK Sudden Clarity Clarence

Yup, really!

YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY DRUG TEST IN ORDER TO MAKE MONEY... ...BUT THEY DON'T TO GIVE IT AWAY    Sudden Clarity Clarence

Drug Test for Welfare

YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY DRUG TEST IN ORDER TO MAKE MONEY... ...BUT THEY DON'T TO GIVE IT AWAY    Sudden Clarity Clarence

Cookie Clicker Clarity

WHAT IF THE TRUE GOAL OF COOKIE CLICKER IS TO MAKE US QUESTION AND DISCOVER THE NATURE OF WHAT MAKES A GAME A GAME? Sudden Clarity Clarence

work for nothing

ALL THE WORK I JUST DID WAS FOR NOTHING.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I was so naive in highschool

MOST OF THE GIRLS SHAVE FOR THEIR BOYFRIENDS NOT FOR THEMSELVES Sudden Clarity Clarence