The Most Interesting Man In The World

ryan cleans changerooms

I DON'T ALWAYS CLEAN CHANGEROOMS, BUT WHEN I DO, I CLEAN 4 IN A DAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

when i ask my somewhat autistic roomate to cut me a slice of cake

HE'S GOING TO USE HIS MASSIVE FUCKING SWORD I GUARANTEE IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mowers run better on gasoline

I DON'T ALWAYS WORK ON LAWN MOWERS FOR FRIENDS, BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE IT HAS GASOLINE IN IT FIRST! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Born and raised!

I DON'T ALWAYS DATE BEAUTIFUL LATINAS BUT WHEN I DO, I REMEMBER I GREW UP IN COLTON!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

40 day dare

I DON'T ALWAYS FINISH THE 40 DAY DARE BUT WHEN I DO, I FINISH IT WITH AWESOME PEOPLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always

  I DON'T ALWAYS SPOIL MY WOMEN  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WITH MISS WILLOWBEE'S JEWLERY COLLECTION The Most Interesting Man In The World

don't need an alarm

I DON'T ALWAYS GET A DAY OFF BUT WHEN I DO, I STILL MAKE SURE TO WAKE UP SUPER EARLY The Most Interesting Man In The World

FD in the face

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO I HANG OUT WITH MIKE RUGGIERI The Most Interesting Man In The World

Joey's mom

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE ZUMBA GIRLS SAY SOCIALLY AWKWARD THINGS TO ME AT THE GYM... ERR...YES I DO. The Most Interesting Man In The World

smack a bitch

I DON'T ALWAYS SMACK A BITCH, BUT WHEN I DO, HER NAME IS DESTINEE The Most Interesting Man In The World