The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink in a bar- but when I do, it's the Jackalope Saloon

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

hangover days

I DON'T USUALLY TAKE POWER NAPS BUT WHEN I DO ! I PASS THE FUCK OUT The Most Interesting Man In The World

lala lala boat wagon

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO HAWAII BUT WHEN I DO THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE AND 2 HURRICANES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Above & Beyond

I DON'T ALWAYS RELEASE A NEW SINGLE BUT WHEN I DO, I HYPE IT UP LIKE ITS THE BEST SONG ANYONE HAS EVER MADE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Above & Beyond

I DON'T ALWAYS RELEASE A NEW SINGLE BUT WHEN I DO, I HYPE IT UP LIKE ITS THE BEST SONG I HAVE EVER MADE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Above & Beyond

I DON'T ALWAYS RELEASE A NEW SINGLE BUT WHEN I DO, I PROMOTE THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fuck em right in the pussy

I DON'T ALWAYS FUCK CUNTS...... BUT WHEN I DO, I FUCK THEM RIGHT IN THE PUSSY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

MOST INTERESTING KRAUT IN THE WORLD

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO SAUERKRAUT SANDWICH IN MY CAR BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE TO ROLL UP MY WINDOW SO NO ONE ELSE CAN HEAR The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rich people are retards

PAYS A STRIPPER  $5000 ONLY DANCES FOR 5 SECONDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Money for happiness

MONEY CANT BRING YOU HAPPINESS. YEAH RIGHT, IF YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE LIKE ME The Most Interesting Man In The World