The Most Interesting Man In The World

Beagle Pups

I DON'T ALWAYS PULL TWO PREGNANT DOGS AT ONCE BUT WHEN I DO, THEY BOTH GO INTO LABOR ON THE SAME DAY. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Poor Laura

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE OUT PERMISSION NUMBERS, BUT WHEN I DO, I INDIAN-GIVE THEM AFTER I SEND THEM TO LAURA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oh yes I do!

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK COFFEE, BUT WHEN I DO... OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? I ALWAYS DRINK COFFEE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fire challenges

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY WITH FIRE, BUT WHEN I DO... I DOUSE MYSELF IN ALCOHOL, LIGHT IT, AND ACT SHOCKED WHEN IT BURNS. BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oh, this is funny alright

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE THE LAST CUP OF COFFEE BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SOME MORE The Most Interesting Man In The World

fire challenge

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY WITH FIRE. BUT WHEN I DO I DOUSE MYSELF IN ALCOHOL, LIGHT IT, AND ACT SHOCKED WHEN IT BURNS ME. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Relay For Life

WE DON'T ALWAYS MOVE RELAY FOR LIFE BUT WHEN WE DO, IT'S TO WESTERN STAR COMPLEX. (BEHIND GRAMMA SHARON'S) The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sheriff fuck up

I DON'T ALWAYS USE A PROSTITUTE BUT WHEN I DO I GIVE THE BITCH A BADGE,  BITCHES LOVE BAGDES  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dice With Buddies

I DON'T ALWAYS KICK HER ASS AT DICE WITH BUDDIES... ...BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BY 3,592 POINTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Squatting your truck?

I DONT ALWAYS SQUAT MY TRUCK BUT WHEN I DO I LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT AND HAVE NO IDEA WHY I DID IT The Most Interesting Man In The World