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I'm right

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People who bullshit themselves!

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PARTY IN VEGAS!!!

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Eat Bagels

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I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY BUT WHEN I DO, I WAIT UNTIL THE ABSOLUTE LAST MINUTE BEFORE THE EXAM The Most Interesting Man In The World