The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Prostaffer

I DON'T ALWAYS POSE FOR PICS IN MY KAYAK BUT WHEN I DO IT'S COVERED IN STICKERS FOR FREE SHIT I BEGGED FOR The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always bitch about paying child support, but when I do it's after another 18 holes

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Ryan Stag

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A STAG... BUT WHEN I DO, I WAKE UP WITH A CONDOM IN MY ASS The Most Interesting Man In The World

cocky asian

I DONT ALWAYS CALL ASIANS TWINKIE DICKS OH WAIT, YES I DO! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Target packin

I DON'T ALWAYS SHOP AT TARGET BUT WHEN I DO, I'M PACKIN The Most Interesting Man In The World

soooooo true!

I DON'T USUALLY FALL DEEPLY IN LOVE BUT WHEN I DO HER NAME WILL BE CHRISTINE ROONEY <3 The Most Interesting Man In The World

How things really happen

I DON'T USUALLY KILL SPIDERS BUT WHEN I DO...I SCREAM LIKE CARRIE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Haters are everywhere....

YOU COULD BE THE RIPEST, JUICIEST PEACH IN THE WORLD BUT THERE WILL ALWAY'S BE SOMEONE WHO LIKES APPLES INSTEAD The Most Interesting Man In The World

Confident Boss Guy

THE WORLD CUP FOR THIS YEAR  WILL GO TO THE WINNER OF THE FINAL  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Yousif Gets CockBlocked

YOUSIF DOESN'T ALLWAYS GET CHICKS BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE GETS COCKBLOCKED. The Most Interesting Man In The World