The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hungover

HOWARD DOESN'T ALWAYS GET HUNGOVER  BUT WHEN HE DOES HE WONDERS WHY HIS ASS HURTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

like a pan...

I DON'T ALWAYS THROW A PARTY BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE YOUR HEADS HURT THE NEXT DAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

ammo

I DON'T WORK WITH AMMO OFTEN WHEN I DO, IT'S A BLAST The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't work with ammo often

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ask me something

WHAT DO HO'S DO BEST? STAY THIRSTY MY FRIEND!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stick shift driving

I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE STICK SHIFT BUT WHEN I DO I BURN THE SHIT OUTTA THE CLUTCH The Most Interesting Man In The World

sober at a concert

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO CONCERTS BUT WHEN I DO, I AM SOBER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stupid Baby Mamas

BEFORE YOU MAKE FUN OF YOUR BETTERS... METHINKS YOU SHOULD FINISH SCHOOL FIRST The Most Interesting Man In The World

Miracle Chef

I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE TO COOK BUT WHEN I DO ... IT'S A FREAKIN' MIRACLE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hate that beer

LOOK......I HATE THAT BEER AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY BUT....THEY PAY ME STUPID MONEY TO DO THIS CRAP! The Most Interesting Man In The World