The Most Interesting Man In The World

Don't be foolish

SUPPORT IMMIGRATION NOT INVASION The Most Interesting Man In The World

WRONG TUBE

I DONT ALWAYS SEND REPLACEMENT TUBES BUT WHEN I DO I PISS THE CUSTOMER OFF BY SENDING THE WRONG ONES The Most Interesting Man In The World

I start with hi

I DONT ALWAYS TALK TO YOU BUT WHEN I DO.... I START WITH HI, BUT NOT THIS TIME The Most Interesting Man In The World

my winnie nobody elses

I DON'T ALWAYS SMOOCH A WINNIE BUT WHEN I DO SHE'S MINE AND NOBODY ELSE'S The Most Interesting Man In The World

truth be told

WHAT DO HO'S DO BEST? STAY THIRSTY MY FRIEND!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

THE PARTY FAVOR

I DON'T ALWAYS LIGHT MY BALLS ON FIRE WHEN TRYING TO LIGHT A FART, BUT WHEN I DO, I SMASH THEM TRYING TO PUT OUT THE FIRE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Wrong Bathroom

I DON'T ALWAYS WALK INTO THE MEN'S ROOM ACCIDENTALLY BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT TWICE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Give a fuck

I MAY NOT ALWAYS GIVE A FUCK BUT WHEN I SEE DAVE OR CHRIS I START GIVING A FUCK The Most Interesting Man In The World

MMM GOLDBLUM

AHH...AHH...MMM...YES...RAINIER CHERRIES... THEY'RE...MMM...DELICIOUS...YES... The Most Interesting Man In The World

Boring Soccer

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH SOCCER, BUT... ACTUALLY, I NEVER DO--IT'S TOO DAMN BORING. The Most Interesting Man In The World