The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not usually at home on Friday evening.

BUT WHEN I AM... I HAVE PINK EYE IN BOTH EYES. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Operation tips

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE OPERATOR ERRORS  BUT WHEN I DO I CALL THEM

Midtown Pub

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S 3.00 DOS EQUIS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

robin der hund

WENN ROBIN REDET HÖR ICH GARNICHT ERST ZU The Most Interesting Man In The World

fuck you ,dont judge

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK AMERICAN HONEYAND GET BAKED AT 9 AM,BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ON THE RIVER RAGER The Most Interesting Man In The World

I can't always watch every World Cup Game

I CAN'T ALWAYS WATCH EVERY WORLD CUP GAME BUT WHEN I DO I FACEBOOK EVERY GOAL LOL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Best friends burned

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE 1 NIGHT STANDS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WITH THE GIRL YOU LIKE MOST! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mind yourself more than others.

I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE ALL THINGS, BUT I WHEN I DO LIKE SOMETHING I PAY MORE TO THAT THAN THOSE THINGS I DON'T LIKE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Paranormal Expert

I DON'T ALWAYS HEAR DEAD PEOPLE TALKING BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I DESPERATELY NEED THE ATTENTION. The Most Interesting Man In The World

soccer boys

I DON'T ALWAYS HOLD HANDS WITH LITTLE BOYS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AT THE BEGINNING OF SOME LAME SOCCER GAME The Most Interesting Man In The World