The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS THINK DAVE HAYNES IS A SCRUB. BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE HE'S PAYING DOTA 2 The Most Interesting Man In The World

Urinalysis fail

I DON'T ALWAYS FAIL URINALYSIS BUT WHEN I DO I GET A DD214 A MONTH LATER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Umer suxs

I DON'T ALWAYS INSULT PEOPLE WHEN I DO THE PERSONS USUALLY UMER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Epic troll

I DON'T ALWAYS TRAIN ELITE EXCLUSIVES BUT WHEN I DO THEY ALWAYS SUCK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fun run

I DON'T ALWAYS DO FUN RUNS... ...BUT WHEN I DO INFLATABLE OBSTACLES MUST BE INVOLVED The Most Interesting Man In The World

How to lose weight

I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE 300 LBS. BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE MY DIVORCE IS OFFICIAL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Southern Cross Cleaning

I DON'T ALWAYS STAY BACK ON FRIDAY TO CLEAN THE OFFICE. BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T CAUSE I HIRED SOUTHERN CROSS CLEANING TO DO IT.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always take selfies...

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE SELFIES BUT WHEN I DO I WEAR MY BABY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mexican labor

I DON'T ALWAYS HIRE MEXICANS OUTSIDE HOME DEPOT BUT WHEN I DO ITS FOR MANUAL LABOR AT 10 CENTS AN HOUR The Most Interesting Man In The World

episode one and me

I DONT ALWAYS TALK ABOUT STAR WARS BUT WHEN I DO I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THE PEICE OF CRAP THEY CALL EPISODE 1 The Most Interesting Man In The World