The Most Interesting Man In The World

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Big words for an interesting man

I DON'T OFTEN USE BIG WORDS, BUT WHEN I DO, I USE CAPS LOCK TO MAKE THEM BIGGER. The Most Interesting Man In The World

My brother

I DON'T ALWAYS GET EMAILS FROM MY BROTHER BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE GARBAGE The Most Interesting Man In The World

black metal lover

I DONT ALWAYS LISTEN TO METAL BUT WHEN I DO, I LISTEN TO BLACK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Toilet Seat

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE BATHROOM, BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE TO PISS ON THE SEATS, TAKE OUT THE TOILET PAPER AND SHIT ON THE GROUND The Most Interesting Man In The World

Indian Vacations!

I DON'T ALWAYS GO ON A VACATION ...BUT WHEN I DO, I GO TO MARINA BEACH The Most Interesting Man In The World

TLC learning nothing

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH THE LEARNING CHANNEL... BUT, WHEN I DO I LEARN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING The Most Interesting Man In The World

opo meme

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY A FLAGSHIP PHONE FOR HALF THE PRICE OF THE COMPETITION BUT WHEN I DO I FIRST WHINE A LOT CAUSE

i don't always

I DON'T ALWAYS FOLLOW PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO  I FOLLOW ONLY THE BEST The Most Interesting Man In The World

Well service problems

I DON'T ALWAYS SWEAR EXCESSIVELY AT WORK BUT WHEN I DO,  IT'S BECAUSE I'M RUNNING FIBERGLASS RODS. The Most Interesting Man In The World