The Most Interesting Man In The World

You don't always loose your keys

BUT WHEN YOU DO WE'LL GET EVERYONE TO LOOK FOR HOURS FOR THEM AND HOURS LATER FEEL IN MY POCKET AND FIND THEM  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mobile App Salesman

I DON'T ALWAYS SELL MOBILE APPS BUT WHEN I DO, I SELL ALL OF THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World

preferred queue

I DO NOT ALWAYS CHECK THE PREFERRED CUSTOMER VOICEMAIL... BUT WHEN I DO,  THERE ARE NO CALLS IN IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

revenue comish

I DONT ALWAYS RUN FOR REVENUE COMMISSIONER BUT WHEN I DO...I WIN The Most Interesting Man In The World

bro problem

I DONT ALWAYS ASK MY BROS FOR HELP... BUT WHEN I DO, DO YOU THINK THEY GIVE A SHIT... #SITTINGBEARPROBLEMS The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always encounter modal inception

I DON'T ALWAYS ENCOUNTER MODAL INCEPTION BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER DOS EQUIS The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always encounter modal inception

I DON'T ALWAYS INCOUNTER MODAL INCEPTION BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER DOS EQUIS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Damn your stupid

I DON'T ALWAYS CALL PEOPLE STUPID BUT WHEN I DO I WATCH THEM LOSE THEIR ABILITY TO REPRODUCE.... The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always incounter modal inception

I DON'T ALWAYS INCOUNTER MODAL INCEPTION BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER DOZ EQUIS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rafael and his Unknown Life

I DON'T ALWAYS RESPOND TO MESSAGES BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ONLY TO KING ROBERT. The Most Interesting Man In The World