The Most Interesting Man In The World

Seth MacFunny

I DON'T ALWAYS LAUGH BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE OF A SETH MACFARLANE MOVIE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Seth MacFunny

I DON'T ALWAYS LAUGH BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AT A SETH MACFARLANE MOVIE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

tough guy

I DON'T ALWAYS CARRY TIRES BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER IT TO BE AROUND MY CLASS MATES SO I GET PICKED ON The Most Interesting Man In The World

heiny feiny

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE ENOUGH HEINEKEN BUT WHEN I DO, I STILL DON'T The Most Interesting Man In The World

whorish bitch

I DON'T ALWAYS DESPITE YOU BUT WHEN I DO YOU MUST BE VERY DESPICABLE WHORE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oops that wasn't the snooze button

I DON'T ALWAYS HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON BUT WHEN I DO I ACCIDENTALLY SHUT OFF MY CPAP The Most Interesting Man In The World

doing you a favor

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE PEOPLE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT BUT WHEN I DO, I ACT LIKE I AM DOING THEM THE FAVOR. The Most Interesting Man In The World

toilet paper

I DON'T ALWAYS CALL YOU, BUT WHEN I DO... IT'S FOR TOILET PAPER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dave and the Trusty Emails

I DON'T ALWAYS EXPECT A REPLY BACK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FROM DAVE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Wake up horny

I DON'T ALWAYS WAKE UP HORNY BUT WHEN I DO, I WAKE UP ALONE. The Most Interesting Man In The World