The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stalker Guy Man

I DON'T ALWAYS STALK PEOPLE AT WORK BUT WHEN I DO THEY NEVER NOTICE ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Take me to church

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO CHURCH  BUT WHEN I DO I GET SCALDY KNEES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Take me to church

I DONE ALWAYS GO TO CHURCH  BUT WHEN I DO I GET SCALDY KNEES  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Beach time

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE BEACH BUT WHEN I DO I FALL ASLEEP NAKED AND WAKE UP TO CRABS CARRYING ME AWAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

A Samoan simply does not have one cousin

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Beans and Panamanians

BEANS DON'T ALWAYS MAKE ME FART SINCE I'M PANAMANIAN  BUT WHEN I DO IT SOUNDS LIKE A LARGE MARIACHI The Most Interesting Man In The World

Panamanian and Beans

BEANS DON'T ALWAYS MAKE ME FART BUT WHEN THEY DO ITS REALLY SOMETHING  The Most Interesting Man In The World

GET A GIRLFRIEND

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Great Dad's

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK ABOUT GREAT FATHER'S BUT WHEN I DO IT IS JEFF MOHR, CONGRATS SIR The Most Interesting Man In The World

Celebrity dying day

I DONT ALWAYS POST INSPIRING QUOTES BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S THE DAY A CELEBRITY DIES. The Most Interesting Man In The World