The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS CATCH FISH BUT WHEN I DO, THEY MAGICALLY GROW A FEW POUNDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS WANT TO GO FOR SUSHI BUT WHEN I DO I DON'T GIVE A SPECIFIC TIME The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I'm an Alcoholic

I'M AN ALCOHOLIC BY THE WAY, DID I TELL YOU THAT I'M AN ALCOHOLIC? The Most Interesting Man In The World

You Get Me!

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I'll Sue

SO WHY DO I WANT TO TAKE OVER YOUR WRESTLING PROMOTION? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T SEND ME A GET WELL SOON CARD! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'll Sue

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I DON'T ALWAYS LEAVE MY JOB AFTER 2 DAYS OH WAIT, I DO,  The Most Interesting Man In The World