The Most Interesting Man In The World

ice cream crutches

I DON'T ALWAYS NEED CRUTCHES BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE I BROKE MY TOES CHASING AN ICE CREAM TRUCK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Naked Fire

I DON'T ALWAYS SLEEP IN THE BUCK BUT WHEN I DO, I HAVE AN IRRATIONAL FEAR THAT A FIRE WILL OCCUR MID-SLEEP AND MY NEIGHBORS WILL SEE ME NAKED The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DONT ALWYS FUCK BUT WHEN I DO

I DONT ALWYS FUCK WHORES BUT WHEN I DO ITS WITH MY SIS NIKKI The Most Interesting Man In The World

Academy Kerry

I DONT ALWAYS MISS FACEBOOK BANTER BUT WHEN I DO I'M AT THE ACADAMY  The Most Interesting Man In The World

nigger hating

I DON'T ALWAYS TELL RACIST JOKES BUT WHEN I DO, I EMPHASISE THE WORD NIGGER. The Most Interesting Man In The World

gumshoe detective

I DON'T ALWAYS SEE CONSPIRACIES BUT WHEN I DO, I THEORIZE ABOUT THEM. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Eat Al's Wiener!

I DON'T ALWAYS PREFER WIENERS. BUT WHEN I DO... I EAT AL'S 'MIGHTY DOG' WIENERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

meme sfc #1

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT SFC... BUT WHEN I DO I DO IT WITH SWAG! The Most Interesting Man In The World

the most epic guy in the world

I DONT ALWAYS CAST INTO THE TREES BUT WHEN I DO,I CURSE LIKE A SAILOR The Most Interesting Man In The World

fun with words

I DON'T ALWAYS  DO ANYTHING. I'M UNPREDICTABLE. The Most Interesting Man In The World