The Most Interesting Man In The World

Racist Jokes

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE RACIST JOKES, BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE TO HIT IT RIGHT WHERE IT HURTS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO AMERICAN LEON POST 109

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO AMERICAN LEGION POST 109 BUT WHEN I DO STEVEN MERRICK IS BARTENDING ON WEDNESDAYS The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS LOOK FOR MILFS ON THE INTERNET BUT WHEN I DO......I PREFER DREAMNET.....STAY HORNY MY LADIES The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink cheap beer

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK CHEAP BEER BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER TO GET SHIT FACED AND HANG OUT WITH THE OLD LADIES AT THE CASINO IN GARY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Climate Controls As Passenger

I DON'T ALWAYS ALTER THE CLIMATE CONTROLS BUT WHEN I DO, I AM AN UNGRATEFUL PASSENGER AND DO NOTHING BUT COMPLAIN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Love my martha

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK WITH SOMEONE SPECIAL BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WITH MARTHA The Most Interesting Man In The World

my students

I DON'T ALWAYS IGNORE YOUR EMAILS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS ON GAVIEW, OR IN THE SYLLABUS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Penny for your thoughts

IF I GAVE YOU A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS    YOU'D BE WAY OVERPAID        The Most Interesting Man In The World

Billing Meme

WE DON'T USUALLY WORK HARD BUT WHEN WE DO, ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Willow Branch

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO BLUEGRASS MUSIC BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE IT'S WILLOW BRANCH The Most Interesting Man In The World