The Most Interesting Man In The World

Nite Al's

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY VIDEO POKER AT NITE AL'S BUT WHEN I DO...... I CALL INTO WORK THE NEXT DAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Tiffany's problems

I DON'T ALWAYS OFFER MY JACKET TO MY GIRLFRIEND BUT WHEN I DON'T IT'S BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO LEARN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay single

MARRIAGE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF DIVORCE STAY SINGLE MY FRIENDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Starbucks Problem

IDONT ALWAYS HAVE DIABETES BUT WHEN I DO, ITS DIABETES TYPE 6 ! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bye bruins!

I DON'T ALWAYS CHEER FOR THE HABS... BUT I DO WHEN THEY BEAT THE BRUINS!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

bartering

I DONT ALWAYS SEND BARTERS BUT WHEN I DO I TELL EVERYONE WHO WILL LISTEN The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most Canadian Man In the World

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY

I don't always dunk

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY DARIUS, BUT WHEN I DO    I DUNK LIKE A BOSS.    The Most Interesting Man In The World

Days off

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A DAY OFF BUT WHEN I DO, I WANT TO SPEND IT WITH ARROGANT, CRITICAL, JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

When I buy games...

WHEN I BUY GAMES I DON'T JUST BUY XBOX GAMES I BUY LIMITED EDITION GAMES AND PC GAMES. The Most Interesting Man In The World