The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pylons as a pro-gamer

I DON'T ALWAYS NEED ADDITIONAL PYLONS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S CAUSE I'M 200/200 The Most Interesting Man In The World

Partial Fills

I DON'T ALWAYS HANDLE PARTIAL FILLS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE A GIANT PAIN IN THE ASS The Most Interesting Man In The World

8888 twixy fruit loop

YOU COULD SAY... ...MY PANTS ARE PINK. The Most Interesting Man In The World

screwing with my wife

PEOPLE DONT ALWAYS MESS WITH MY WIFE,BUT WHEN THEY DO THEY END UP IN SEVERAL BLACK BAGS The Most Interesting Man In The World

aaaaafirmative fucker

 AAAA-FFIRMATIVE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Deodorant for the good

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR DEODORANT  ...BUT WHEN I DO, I SURE SMELL GOOD The Most Interesting Man In The World

To the murican forensics.

I DON'T ALWAYS FAIL TO FIND THE KILLER BUT WHEN I DO, THE VICTIM IS THE US PRESIDENT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Living the Diablo life

I DON'T ALWAYS GET SET ITEMS TO DROP FOR ME BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BLACKTHORNE'S.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mother's Day

I MAY NOT BE A MOTHER BUT I'VE BEEN CALLED A MOTHER F*CKER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Realized it today

IT IS NOT ALWAYS THAT RADIO IS PLAYING MY FAVORITE SONG  BUT WHEN IT DOES I HAVE ARRIVED AT MY DESTINATION The Most Interesting Man In The World