The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dont Always

I DON'T ALWAYS PROVIDE GOOD ESTIMATES FAST BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT WITH CARSHIPIO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Might Dog

I DON'T ALWAYS BOW! BUT WHEN I DO, I BOW TO THE POWERFUL BATS, The Most Interesting Man In The World

nohitter post

I DON'T ALWAYS ALERT PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK ABOUT NO-HITTERS... JUST KIDDING, YES I DO. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bessie I need you

BESS I WANT YOU LIKE A FAT KID WANTS CAKE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pay for sex

I DON'T ALWAYS PAY FOR SEX BUT WHEN I DO SHE IS ALWAYS PLEASED WITH MY HUGE TIP The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dylan lol

I DON'T USUALLY EAT CEREAL  BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE FRINGEYS AND I PUT THE EMPTY BOXES BACK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Finisher

I DON'T ALWAYS FIELD FINISH A FIELD TWICE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AT ACE HIGH The Most Interesting Man In The World

band jokes

I DONT ALWAYS MAKE BAND JOKES WITH FRIENDS BUT WHEN I DO EVERYBODY THINKS WE'RE PSYCOTIC The Most Interesting Man In The World

Interesting Lobster Killer

I DON'T ALWAYS KILL MY OWN FOOD BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S LOBSTER The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't shower often...

BUT WHEN I DO................... MY NEIGHBORS USUALLY STOP BY TO SAY HELLO..... The Most Interesting Man In The World