The Most Interesting Man In The World

EASY ACCESS NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR DENIM ON DENIM BUT WHEN I DO, I WEAR THEM WITH THE CROTCH CUT OUT  The Most Interesting Man In The World

EASY ACCESS NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR DENIM ON DENIM BUT WHEN I DO I WEAR THEM WITH THE CROTCH CUT OUT  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Seba the machine

I DON'T ALWAYS SIGN BUT WHEN I DO, I NEED MORE THAN ONE PEN The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always tell jokes

 BUT WHEN I DO, NO ONE GETS IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

useless or not, that is the question.

I DON'T ALWAYS WASTE TIME ON DUMB USELESS CRAP, BUT WHEN I DO, AT LEAST I LAUGH EVEN IF NOBODY ELSE DOES. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dos Equis Two Timer

I DONT ALWAYS HEAR THE PHASE

I always PLAN to cook dinner...

I DON'T ALWAYS SPEND $200 ON GROCERIES BUT WHEN I DO I FIX A FROZEN PIZZA FOR DINNER INSTEAD OF COOKING The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't just have surveillance cameras. I have an attack dog too.

I DON'T JUST HAVE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS I HAVE AN ATTACK DOG TOO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Crazy bitches

I DON'T ALWAYS DATE CRAZY WOMEN JUST KIDDING. YES I DO. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Yes, Netflix. I AM still watching...

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH NETFLIX BUT WHEN I DO IT'S EVERY SINGLE EPISODE IN EVERY SEASON OF THE SHOW The Most Interesting Man In The World