The Most Interesting Man In The World

Just the facts

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK FOR FACTS FROM THE CLIMATE CHANGE PUSHERS BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE TO SAY

True Story

I DON'T ALWAYS GET SHITFACED BUT WHEN I DO I TELL EVERYONE HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Diego P

I DONT ALWAYS VOTE FOR THE BEST TREASURER, BUT WHEN I DO, I VOTE FOR DIEGO PANAYOTTI The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cash Back online shopping

I DON'T ALWAYS REMEMBER TO SHOP THROUGH A CASH BACK SITE... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ALWAYS EBATES.COM The Most Interesting Man In The World

Employee Complaints

I DON'T ALWAYS HIRE NEW PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE MY CURRENT STAFF MEMBERS CAN'T WORK THE SHIFTS THAT ARE AVAILABLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always caption picture memes

I DON'T ALWAYS CAPTION PICTURE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sandy

 I ONCE SURVIVED A DESERTED ISLAND FOR10 YEARS EATING SAND  The Most Interesting Man In The World

big weed

 I DONT GROW WEED  BUT WHEN I DO THEY LOOK LIKE SEQUOIAS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

old gregg

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK DIOS EQUIS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FREE The Most Interesting Man In The World

munchin down

I DONT ALWAYS SMOKE WEED BUT WHEN I DO MY ACCENT IS JAMACAN  The Most Interesting Man In The World