The Most Interesting Man In The World

Doll up my ass!

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY WITH DOLL'S BUT THEN I DO I I PUT THE UP MY ASS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

WORK DISASTER

I DONT ALWAYS RIDE MOTORCYCLE BUT WHEN I DO, I CRASH IN SOMEONES LIVING ROOM ON MY FIRST RIDE... The Most Interesting Man In The World

Belief in God

I DON'T ALWAYS DEVELOP A SOPHISTICATED BELIEF IN GOD THAT TRANSCENDS DOGMA AND THEOLOGY BUT WHEN I DO, IT COMES FROM THE SUPPORT AND GUIDANCE OF COMPLETE STRANGERS ON FACEBOOK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Thurston's Taco Tuesday

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO TACO TUESDAYS, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AT THURSTON'S $1 TACOS ALL DAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Black Fucking Metal

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO METAL SHOWS IN OSHAWA BUT WHEN I DO WARLORD PROMOTIONS BOOKS AMAZING METAL SHOWS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pop the nasty

I DONT ALWAYS POP THE NASTY, BUT WHEN I DO, I'M SWEATING. WHOO! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bill the jerk

I DON'T ALWAYS PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE  BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS BILL CHERWIN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Naners n Stuff

I DON'T ALWAYS SPELL

bible reader

I DON'T ALWAYS READ THE BIBLE BUT WHEN I DO, I READ IT WITH ESPRESSO The Most Interesting Man In The World

cape girl

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR A CAPE, BUT WHEN I DO, I MARK IT WITH AN A. TWISTED TEAS ANYONE?!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World