The Most Interesting Man In The World

head bitch

I NEVER COMPLETE MY NOTES.... BUT WHEN I DO, I BULLY THE NERDS TO DO FOR ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

interesting bible

I DON'T ALWAYS READ THE BIBLE BUT WHEN I DO, I LIKE TO KEEP THINGS INTERESTING The Most Interesting Man In The World

interesting bible

I DON'T ALWAYS READ THE BIBLE BUT WHEN I DO, I LIKE TO KEEP MY BRAIN ON The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always...

I DON'T ALWAYS ORDER TITLE WORK BUT, WHEN I DO, I SEND MY ORDERS TO COLUMBIA TITLE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

It's party time

IT'S PARTY TIME CHUMBS!!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

waxy

 I DONT ALWAYS CLEAN MY EARS BUT WHEN I DO I SEE HOW MANY Q. TIPS I CAN FIT IN BOTH EARS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

weighty weights

 I DONT ALWAYS DO BICEPTS BUT WHEN I DO I CUT ALL MY SLEEVES OFF MY SHIRTS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

5 Finger Death Punch

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH OH WAIT, YES I DO. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Spanish Failure

MY KIDS DONT ALWAYS FAIL SPANISH BUT WHEN THEY DO I PREFER TO TELL THE WHOLE COMAPNY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay present

I DON'T ALWAYS OBSESS ABOUT THE FUTURE, BUT WHEN I DO, IT FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT. STAY PRESENT MY FRIENDS. The Most Interesting Man In The World