The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cinco de mayo

I ALWAYS HANGOUT WITH MEXICANS  BUT WHEN I DON'T ITS ON CINCO DE MAYO SO MY WHITE ASS DON'T GET SHOT The Most Interesting Man In The World

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE COW BELLY SOUP

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK ON CINCO DE MAYO . . . BUT WHEN I DO I ALWAYS MAKE SURE A BOWL OF MENUDO IS WAITING FOR ME THE NEXT MORNING. The Most Interesting Man In The World

banking

I DON'T ALWAYS TRUST OTHERS WITH MY MONEY... BUT WHEN I DO IT'S PETERSON BANK & TRUST The Most Interesting Man In The World

soccer fun

I I DONT LIKE LIVERPOOLS SUAREZ  BUT WHEN I DO I GIVE HIM KLEENEX  The Most Interesting Man In The World

baby

I DONT LIKE SUAREZ FOR LIVERPOOL  BUT WHEN I DO I GIVE HIM KLEENEX  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MEMES

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MEMES OUT OF PEOPLES' FACEBOOK STATUSES FOR THEM ... The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat Snickers bars

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT SNICKERS BARS... BUT WHEN I DO RANDOM PEOPLE THOW THEM TO ME ON THE INTERSTATE The Most Interesting Man In The World

soccer fun

I DONT WATCH PREMIER SOCCER BUT WHEN I DO I CROCHET A WHOLE BLANKET The Most Interesting Man In The World

Two inch

I DON'T ALWAYS MOLEST MIDGETS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S JIMMY TWO INCH MCCARROLL The Most Interesting Man In The World

MOST BS

I DON'T ALWAYS GO OUT ON CINCO DE MAYO BUT WHEN I DO, IT' S TO THE BURGER STAND!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World