The Most Interesting Man In The World

Coors light

EVERYONE'S OVER HERE BOYCOTTING THE CLIPPERS GAMES AND I'M JUST HERE DRINKING A COORS LIGHT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Classy

I DON'T ALWAYS HANDLE THE APPEALS IN MY COURT;  BUT WHEN I DO, I FORGET THE ATTACHMENT.  STAY CLASSY MY FRIENDS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

wanna fuck?

SO, YOU POSTED A PROFILE ON MATCH.COM DO YOU WANNA FUCK? The Most Interesting Man In The World

Serious driver

I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE BUT WHEN I DO, I'M VERY SERIOUS ABOUT IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

The cum man

I DON'T ALWAYS CUM  BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS A LOT The Most Interesting Man In The World

They stopped dead in their tracks!

I'M NOT ALWAYS PROUD OF THE COMMANDS I'VE TAUGHT MY DOGS BUT WHEN I AM, IT'S BECAUSE I YELLED

Nobody cares

I DON'T ALWAYS POST THINGS ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO NOBODY ACKNOWLEDGES THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World

Music Festival

I DON'T ALWAYS WALK AROUND WITH A DEAD PHONE... ...BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE TO BE LOST AND ON DRUGS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lost Festival Phone

I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE MY PHONE... ...BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AT A MUSICAL FESTIVAL IN A CROWD OF 30,000 PEOPLE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

awesome sauce

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY GUITAR BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN MY UNDERWEAR BECAUSE I HATE PANTS.  The Most Interesting Man In The World