The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always throw up after drinking to much but when I do, I pretend i'm a dragon

I don't always throw up after drinking to much but when I do, I pretend i'm a dragon  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always say "No offense, but.." But when I do, I'm about to insult you.

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I don't always eat fruits and vegetables but when i do, they are covered in something incredibly unhealthy

I don't always eat fruits and vegetables but when i do, they are covered in something incredibly unhealthy  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always like things on facebook, but when I do, it's to end a conversation

i dont always like things on facebook, but when I do, it's to end a conversation  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always spill kool aid on my tie dye shirt but when I do, it doesn't matter

I don't always spill kool aid on my tie dye shirt but when I do, it doesn't matter  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always like a song but when I do, i play that shit until my brain melts

I don't always like a song but when I do, i play that shit until my brain melts  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always believe in god but when i do its after a pregnancy scare

I dont always believe in god but when i do its after a pregnancy scare  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always beat my wife but when I do, It's in a race to the car

I don't always beat my wife but when I do, It's in a race to the car  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat at fast food restaurants but when I do, they always get my order wrong

I don't always eat at fast food restaurants but when I do, they always get my order wrong  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always sing along with gangsta rap in public but when I do, I conspicuously leave out the word "nigga"

I don't always sing along with gangsta rap in public but when I do, I conspicuously leave out the word