The Most Interesting Man In The World

It's my birthday!

I DON'T ALWAYS CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY WITH OTHERS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ON DIVINE MERCY SUNDAY, AND WHEN POPE JP2 BECOMES A SAINT! The Most Interesting Man In The World

MMA UFC

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK SHIT ABOUT UFC FIGHTERS. BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FROM THE COMFORT OF MY COUCH. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rangers SUCK

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE THE NY RANGERS WAIT, YES I DO...  The Most Interesting Man In The World

La fête à Jam

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT AT CAFÉ SAIGON BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE I SPEND THE NEXT 48 HOURS IN THE BATHROOM The Most Interesting Man In The World

Teen mom 101

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A SON AT 10 BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE HE'S AWESOME The Most Interesting Man In The World

perfect 10

I DON'T ALWAYS FUCK DIMES BUT WHEN I DO ITS THE MOST AMAZING FUCK EVER The Most Interesting Man In The World

LA CLIPPERS SUCK!

I DON'T ALWAYS ATTEND AN L.A. CLIPPERS GAME BUT WHEN I DO, I LEAVE MY BLACK FRIENDS AT HOME STAY RACIST MY FRIEND The Most Interesting Man In The World

Black Belt Test

I MAY NOT ALWAYS TRAIN IN KYUKI-DO... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AS A 2ND DAN The Most Interesting Man In The World

captain hoardall

I DON'T ALWAYS HOARD ALL THE SUPPLIES.  OH WAIT. YES I DO The Most Interesting Man In The World

bro code

I DON'T ALWAYS BREAK BRO CODE BUT WHEN I DO... I BLAME IT ON THE WIFE The Most Interesting Man In The World