The Most Interesting Man In The World

Inside joke

I DON'T ALWAYS ATTEND CALLS ABOUT STAGGERING COMMUNICATIONS BUT WHEN I DO, I OFTEN FIND MYSELF REMINDING EVERYONE THE EARTH IS ROUND. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Washed iPod

I DON'T ALWAYS DO THE LAUNDRY BUT WHEN I DO I WASH MY BOYFRIEND'S IPOD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Insight from others

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING INSIGHTFUL TO SAY BUT WHEN I DO, I FIND A MEME INSTEAD OF SAYING IT MYSELF  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink all night

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK ALL NIGHT BUT WHEN I DO I BECOME A AD FOR FLISCHMANN'S The Most Interesting Man In The World

"The House in Wales", by Richard Rhys Jones, on Amazon, as recommended by the most interesting man in the world.

I DON'T ALWAYS READ BOOKS. BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE IT'S ABOUT PSYCHO PERVERT, DEVIL WORSHIPPING HOUSEKEEPERS AND THEIR DEMON HOUNDS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Facebook Queen

RARELY COMMENTS ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN SHE DOES SHE GETS MORE LIKES THAN HER CHILDREN! The Most Interesting Man In The World

The safest man in the world

I DON'T ALWAYS PICK MANY SHOES FROM THE

regression drop

I DON'T USUALLY TAKE REGRESSION, BUT WHEN I DO I DROP The Most Interesting Man In The World

Kansas, dust in the wind

I DON'T ALWAYS CLOSE MY EYES... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ONLY FOR A MOMENT AND THE MOMENT'S GONE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Shabbat Meme

I DON'T ALWAYS REST FROM ALL MY WORK, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ON SHABBAT! The Most Interesting Man In The World