The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sharon Reed

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR ADULT DIAPERS- BUT WHEN I DO- IT'S BECAUSE OF COLLEEN WATKINS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday Dad

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OLD MEN BUT WHEN I DO IT'S TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD The Most Interesting Man In The World

Beard Logic

I DON'T ALWAYS SHAVE MY BEARD.. BUT WHEN I DO... I CAN MAKE A LUNCH WITH ALL THE FOOD IN IT! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Slut shame

I DON'T ALWAYS SLUT SHAME WHEN I DO IT'S TO OFFEND JACKIE The Most Interesting Man In The World

upliffting news

I DON'T ALWAYS JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS BASED ON THE TITLE OF A LINK, BUT WHEN I DO, I'M OCCASIONALLY PLEASANTLY SURPRISED. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Snow in January

I DON'T EVER GIVE A CRAP ABOUT SNOW IN JANUARY BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IN JANUARY. DRINK HEAVILY MY FRIENDS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

DOS EQUIS

I DONT ALWAYS QUOTE THE 40 YR OLD VIRGIN BUT WHEN I DO IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH CALEB SMITH The Most Interesting Man In The World

David draiman

I DON'T ALWAYS OOH WAH AH AH AH! BUT WHEN I DO, I NAMA NUM ANAMA!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Vote for Kernal

I DONT USUALLY DO ONLINE VOTING, BUT WHEN I DO... ...I GO TO WWW.SOCAMONARCH.NET LOGIN WITH FACEBOOK AND VOTE FOR KERNAL ROBERTS (ISM WILD CARD) The Most Interesting Man In The World

Why do I keep buying them?...

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT MANGOES BUT WHEN I DO, I BITE INTO THAT GROSS, PINEY-TASTING PART IN THE MIDDLE The Most Interesting Man In The World