The Most Interesting Man In The World

Zumba bEAST

I DON'T ALWAYS KNOW THE RIGHT MOVES IN ZUMBA... BUT WHEN I DO, I ACT LIKE THE SEXIEST BEAST IN THE ROOM! The Most Interesting Man In The World

My friend moved to Denmark...

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE 31 YEARS BUT WHEN I DO, I MOVE TO DENMARK TO LIVE WITH A VIKING The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stop playing MMO games

I DON'T ALWAYS STOP PLAYING MMO GAMES BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS SELL ACCOUNTS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

sanatize me bitch

I DONT ALWAYS GO TO FULTON BUT WHEN I DO I BRING A GALLON OF SANATIZER AND PAMPHLETS FROM PLANNED PARENTHOOD The Most Interesting Man In The World

The man who plays COD

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY COD BUT WHEN I DO EVERYBODIES A HACKER The Most Interesting Man In The World

DMITRY ROCKS

I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE BUT WHEN I DO, I VOTE FOR DMITRY FOR JUNIOR CLASS PRESIDENT     The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use Windows

I DON'T ALWAYS USE WINDOWS BUT WHEN I DO I HAVEN'T A FUCKING CLUE WHAT I'M DOING The Most Interesting Man In The World

Poker player

I DONT ALWAYS FLOP A FLUSH, BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN SECOND PLACE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Selfie

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE A SELFIE BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE IT'S HAPPY HOUR The Most Interesting Man In The World

COCK BLOCK

I DONT ALWAYS COCK BLOCK BUT WHEN I DO ITS FUNNIER THAN HELL. The Most Interesting Man In The World