The Most Interesting Man In The World

Diane's birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS CREATE BIRTHDAY MEMES FOR MY FRIENDS  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FOR DIANE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rick Johnson's pic

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE THE 'HOW SEXY IS YOUR PROFILE PIC' QUIZ ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO I USE RICK JOHNSON'S PIC. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Extreme Farting

I DON'T ALWAYS FART..... BUT WHEN U DO I SET OFF THE CARBONMANOXIDE DETECTORS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ex girlfriend

I DONT ALWAYS FUCK YOU EX GIRLFIEND... ...BUT WHEN I DO ITS MORE THAN ONCE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hunting Cranfield Road

I DON'T ALWAYS HUNT ON CRANFIELD ROAD BUT WHEN I DO,IT'S WITH DR. TAD! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bad Girlfriends

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH HAPPY BIRTHDAYS.  BUT FOR MY GF KAREN, I RAISE MY GLASS!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most Intersting

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH HAPPY BIRTHDAYS.  BUT FOR AMY - WHOSE GOT THE MOST AMAZING TATS I RAISE MY GLASS!   The Most Interesting Man In The World

Jeff's birthday

TODAY'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?! I HOPE IT'S A JEFFER-IFIC ONE THEN, MY FRIEND! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play soprano sax.

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY SOPRANO. BUT WHENEVER I DO, DIRTY THINGS HAPPEN. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play soprano.

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY SOPRANO SAX BUT WHENEVER I DO, DIRTY THINGS HAPPEN. The Most Interesting Man In The World