The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY... ... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TO YOU.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Forgetful Byne

I DON'T ALWAYS LEAVE STUFF AT MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE BUT WHEN I DO, I LEAVE THE THINGS THAT I NEED THE MOST The Most Interesting Man In The World

Frankly My Dear, I dont give a damn about what you think

FRANKLY MY DEAR I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Because I'm lactose intolerant, and love pizza...

I DONT ALWAYS EAT PIZZA BUT WHEN I DO, I PUT ALL THE TOPPINGS ON IT AND EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

The urge is getting stronger....

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT TO BITCH-SLAP SOMEBODY..... BUT WHEN I DO, HIS NAME IS

faget pls

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE A ROCKET BUT WHEN I DO, I USE IT TO TEST THE FUEL The Most Interesting Man In The World

dnt catch that

I DNT USUALLY FUCK HOES BUT WHEN I DO I FUCK THEY FRIENDS TOO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Interesting man

WHEN I WANT TO PAY TOO MUCH FOR FIREARMS I USE FACEBOOK  The Most Interesting Man In The World

ponta drifting

I DON'T ALLWEYS BURN BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT ON STARTA The Most Interesting Man In The World

The truth

SOMETIMES I USE THE BATHROOM AND SOMETIMES I OFFER YOU A WARM DOS EQQUIS The Most Interesting Man In The World