The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't Always Target Gassy Reservoirs

I DON'T ALWAYS TARGET GASSY RESERVOIRS BUT WHEN I DO, THE GAS HAS A HEAT CONENT OVER 1500 BTU/SCF The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always give birthday cards

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE BIRTHDAY CARDS BUT WHEN I DO THEY COME WITH COMPLIMENTARY BLOWJOBS The Most Interesting Man In The World

AutoCAD World Domination

I DON'T ALWAYS BREAK AUTOCAD, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Beat

I DON'T ALWAYS BEAT PEOPLE IN RACES  BUT WHEN I DO, I BEAT JAMES GALLOWAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

drinking and driving

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK AND DRIVE, BUT WHEN I DO... I DRINK AND DRIVE A LITTLE MORE... The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pandemic killing TP

PANDEMIC DOESN'T ALWAYS FIGHT TP BUT WHEN THEY DO THEY MAKE TP SHIT THEIR PANTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sims players will understand

I'M NOT ALWAYS MAKING A SALAD ON SIMS BUT WHEN I DO, I BURN THE KITCHEN The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always...Cold

I DON'T ALWAYS GET A COLD BUT WHEN I DO I SUDDENLY CRAVE CONSUMING UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF SUGAR The Most Interesting Man In The World

WTF to a Meme

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY WTF TO A MEME BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ONE OF BRYCE'S The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Voice Over American Idol

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH AMERICAN IDOL BUT WHEN I DO, I SWITCH OVER TO THE VOICE! The Most Interesting Man In The World