The Most Interesting Man In The World

Playoffs

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH FOOTBALL AT CHARNEGIE'S  BUT WHEN I DO THE STEELERS WIN! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Meat bleeder

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT MEAT AT A BUFFET BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT UNTIL MY FUCKING EYES BLEED! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Go Grace!

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK AT NOON, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WITH GRACE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I little humor

IF SOMEONE IS STALKING YOU AS OLD AS YOU ARE. YOU MUST BE GIVING THEM FREE BEERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oklahoma

I DON'T ALWAYS PLOW SNOW BUT WHEN I DO I LET OBAMA RUN HIS MOUTH TO MELT IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mara Jordan's having a birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH MY FRIENDS HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE MARA IS AWESOME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Short man syndrome

I DON'T ALWAYS GOB OFF ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO YOU CAN BET MY SMALL MAN SYNDROM IS KICKING IN  The Most Interesting Man In The World

comments section

I DON'T ALWAYS

Chin strap

I DON'T ALWAYS GROW A CHIN STRAP WAIT,  WHAT AM I SAYING.  CHIN STRAPS ARE FOR DOUCHE BAGS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

#dstrong

I DON'T ALWAYS SHARE MY FAME, BUT WHEN I DO,  IT'S WITH #DSTRONG -    DORIAN, YOU'RE FAMOUS NOW!  The Most Interesting Man In The World